i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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