This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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