I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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