So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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