dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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