I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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