Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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