So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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