haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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