waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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