is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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