i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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