the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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