I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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