Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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