their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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