No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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