jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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