I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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