did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I cockslap morals
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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