At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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