The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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