This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Ladies don't puke and tell
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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