He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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