how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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