Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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