This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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