dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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