Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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