Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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