Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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