Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
