He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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