why didn't you poke me back
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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