Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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