white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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