She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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