suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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