She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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