I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
false alarm. still invincible.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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