I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
