did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It was confusing and full of hummus
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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