Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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