So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize