She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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