I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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