So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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