and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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