It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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