So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Are we still banned from the library?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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