Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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