Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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