i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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